Guess who went to WalMart?
And guess what I got?
UNDERPANTS FUCK YEAH
(say hi to Thelma and Louise. My binder is missing at the moment and I suspect my dog is using it as a bed)
(also yeah I had to get a 2XL because my ass is really big. Hence why I can wear one as a FUCKING BABUSHKA)
Not bad just…
Kind of like there’s a penis missing and all that extra fabric is bunching up in fear like WHOA WHOA WHERE THE FUCK IS THE COCK WE WERE PROMISED.
Essentially its just waiting for me to shove like a pair of socks down there. Oh you precious underpants.